do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”